miracles?

so what do y'all think of miracles?

i don't know about modern miracles, since i kinda feel God has turned his back on our sinful society, but today a friend said she found a bowl of soup in the microwave. she didn't even put it there. does that remind anyone else of when in the old testament all those people were hungry and then God gave them some manna? it reminds me of that toooo! so do y'all think it is a miracle, a hoax, or just someone's forgetful memory?



miracles: real or fake?

sorry folks!

hey y'all! sorry i haven't posted in a big. my live has been CRAZY recently.

so yesterday i didn't really get a chance to post because i had to switch apartments. i don't really know why though. i don't quite understand this new york apartment thing. anyway, this one is now in greenpoint and there are all these polish people here! how did they get here? shouldn't they be in poland? i don't care though, but they are SO FUNNY. i just love them! each one of them is a gem in their one way.

sometimes i think the poles might be God's chosen people, not the germans. what do you think?



anyway, there was a problem though. there were no sheets on the bed! like, nothign! you should have seen my face!

so today i had to go out sheet shopping and i bought some which i think are pretty darn fancy. sometimes i think WSWJB (what sheets would Jesus buy) and if i had to answer it, it totally would be these!

but in a way, i feel good about last night. not having sheets was a little bit like Jesus not having a bed the day he was born and instead having only hay. it was sad for both me and for Jesus.

hey y'all, any ideas about how can we eliminate homelessness?

2 much h8e?

i dunno. after reading through my last post, which i totally still agree with, i am just wondering if i am being too negative. am i?

i just keep talking about all these bad things, like homosexuals, fornicators, and furries, but that isn't all God made. earlier today, i saw something that totally changed me.

so i standing on the street in new york, my new 'home.' i saw a beautiful sight. picture this:

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on top of a


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.... that's right! a brown baby dancing on top of a car! it was just such a refreshing thing. it in a world with so much sin, it is so great to see someone so young enjoying it anyway.

babies are the best, right?

but, i gotta ask, how young is too young???

DAILY DENUNCIATION: furries

so i've been attacking certain individuals recently, but there are much bigger problems in the world. like groups. certain groups are people are just straight up sinful and wrong.

take the "furry community" for example. first off, their common interest revolves around sexuality. sexuality is great and some day i hope to experience it, but the Lord says i got to wait for the perfect woman, so i am. i don't mind; i'm patient.



also, they identify with animals, maybe even wanting to intercourse them? i dunno. i love dogs too, but the Lord say we shouldn't lay with animals like that. of course we have all thought about it, but no one actually does it. gross. plus, they don't even have souls.



i don't know. what do you think? furries are totally gross and perverse and God totally hates them, right?


















but i guess it's all about love, right? so it's fine as long as the couple is married? or is it missionary position only, and only for babies? i dunno. what do YOU think?

DAILY DENUNCIATION: chipsterwonk

hey friends,

got to warn you about another sinner. this one comes in the form of a homosexual.



i just don't know what his deal is. first off, is he a foreigner? i checked the dictionary and neither "chipster" nor "wonk" is in it. those aren't real words! what is up with that?!?!

secondly, i have never asked the guy, but he is clearly a homosexual. his picture shows he has pouty lips and sunglasses. it is a fact homosexuals like to accessorize. also, he blogged about pride, which i think is another word the homosexual community has corrupted, much like "gay" and "faggot."

thirdly, his photography leaves a lot to be desired.

finally, he refers to all of his friends using a system of complex and incomprehensible aliases. this is clearly a cover-up, that, when mixed with his likely status as a homosexual foreigner, suggests some sort of terrorist connection.

OM GEEZ = osama bin laden????

remember kids, God made your body the way it is for a reason and some parts are meant to be exit only. don't be gross.






GAY

in response to thedrunkblog...

AND THE LORD SAYETH
...

WANT TO TALK ABOUT SOMETHING GAY!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?



lezbo-dyke-atron

diediediediediediediedie
diediediediediediediedie
diediediediediediediedie
diediediediediediediedie
diediediediediediediedie
diediediediediediediedie
diediediediediediediedie
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.....

god loves you all...

even the dykes...

...

...

kinda.


GOD PERSEVERES...

sorry, but y'all are hateful.

get over it.

this is how the lord lives.



get over it.

peace and prayers.

:-*


DAILY DENUNCIATION: thedrunkblog

so y'all my loyal readers,

the lord just came to me in my dreams and told me to respond against one of the most vile sinners...



she is a fornicator. she sleeps with boys, never for love, but for attention and orgasms. what could possibly be more despicable?!?!?!?!

oh, i know. LESBIANSIM. puke. also, ALCOHOLISM. double puke.

i will pray for her. i hope you will too.

BLOG WARS IS ON. DOWN WITH THE THEDRUNKBLOG!!!!!

god bless...

Make Love, Not War

hey y'all,

so i was just informed by my peers that i am involved in something call 'blog wars?' i don't even know what those words mean! lol!

doesn't sound fun though.

can't we all just get along?



peace kids.

What -WOULD- Jesus Blog?

hey y'all.

today was my first day in new york. i was looking forward to a new start in a new city, but i woke up today, and i just don't know. i went down to the local coffee shop, and on the way, i passed so many signs of our society's descent towards the dark black hole of the seven deadly sins. i passed little girls showing too much cleavage, hobos that don't even have shoes but can afford whiskey, and bastard babies bred by slut parents out of wedlock.

so i started wondering, "how would God react to this society of full of sin and selfishness?" i got me thinking that something has got to change. people need someone to give them a message of hope and someone to spread His word.

so i'm taking it back. i'm using the sinful medium of the internet to get into God's mind grapes, squish them around a bit, and try to figure out-

what -WOULD- jesus blog about?!?!?



i'll pray tonight and see what direction He will take me in tomorrow.

god bless.