Thursday, June 26, 2008

DAILY DENUNCIATION: chipsterwonk

hey friends,

got to warn you about another sinner. this one comes in the form of a homosexual.



i just don't know what his deal is. first off, is he a foreigner? i checked the dictionary and neither "chipster" nor "wonk" is in it. those aren't real words! what is up with that?!?!

secondly, i have never asked the guy, but he is clearly a homosexual. his picture shows he has pouty lips and sunglasses. it is a fact homosexuals like to accessorize. also, he blogged about pride, which i think is another word the homosexual community has corrupted, much like "gay" and "faggot."

thirdly, his photography leaves a lot to be desired.

finally, he refers to all of his friends using a system of complex and incomprehensible aliases. this is clearly a cover-up, that, when mixed with his likely status as a homosexual foreigner, suggests some sort of terrorist connection.

OM GEEZ = osama bin laden????

remember kids, God made your body the way it is for a reason and some parts are meant to be exit only. don't be gross.




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